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positivelynoteworthy: “Lindsay (via Karen Ready) ”
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Lindsay (via Karen Ready)

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thehot-messexpress
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It’s the caring that she lovingly gives, the passion that she shows and the beauty of a woman only grows with passing years.
Audrey Hepburn (via always-and-forever-mine)
Source: quote-book
dontbelieveeverythingyouthi-blog
  • Woman: Can I have birth control?
  • Government: No.
  • Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
  • Government: No.
  • Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
  • Government: No.
  • Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
  • Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
  • Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
  • Government: Too bad.
  • Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
  • Government: Do you have a penis?
  • Man: YES, YES I DO!!
  • Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
  • Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do whatever you want.
  • Woman: But-
  • Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
Source: mayhemily
barabarahimblegemination
mydisneyplaylist

Disney String Medley | performed by Music Inc.

"Can You Feel the Love Tonight" - The Lion King
"Beauty and the Beast" - Beauty and the Beast
"A Whole New World" - Aladdin
"I See the Light" - Tangled
"When You Wish Upon a Star" - Pinocchio
"Kiss the Girl" - The Little Mermaid
"Some Day My Prince Will Come" - Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
"A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes" - Cinderella

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becausehiddles

Tom Hiddleston reads “She Walks In Beauty” by Lord Byron (from iF Poems)

She walks in beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that’s best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes:
Thus mellow’d to that tender light
Which heaven to gaudy day denies.

One shade the more, one ray the less,
Had half impaired the nameless grace
Which waves in every raven tress,
Or softly lightens o’er her face;
Where thoughts serenely sweet express
How pure, how dear their dwelling-place.

And on that cheek, and o’er that brow,
So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,
The smiles that win, the tints that glow,
But tell of days in goodness spent,
A mind at peace with all below,
A heart whose love is innocent!

Source: becausehiddles
valleyofthequeens

Fairytale inspired ask

  • Snow White: Do you consider yourself pretty?
  • Sleeping Beauty: How many hours do you sleep each night?
  • Cinderella: Do you have a curfew?
  • Rapunzel: Do you like being outside?
  • Little Red Riding Hood: Do you trust strangers easily?
  • The Wolf and the seven little Goats: Are you easily fooled?
  • The Seven Ravens: Do you have any siblings? How is your relationship to them?
  • Beauty and the Beast: What makes a person beautiful in your eyes?
  • The Little Mermaid: What sacrifice would you bring for love?
  • The Frog Prince: What do you find disgusting?
  • Jack and the Beanstalk: What plants are in your room?
  • Puss in Boots: Do you have a pet? Do you want one?
  • Rumpelstiltskin: What is the meaning of your url?
  • Bluebeard: Name one character flaw!
  • Pinocchio: What is your greatest wish?
  • Peter Pan: What is your (mental) age?
  • The Star Money: What is your most prized possesion?
  • Golden Mary and Pitch Mary: Are you more of a lazy person or do you work hard?
  • The Snow Queen: Who is your best friend and what would you do for them?
  • Godfather Death: What qualities do you think make a good parent?
  • The Twelve Dancing Princesses: Do you like to go on parties?
  • The Emperor's New Clothes: Do you care much about your clothes?
  • The Valiant Little Tailor: Do you think of yourself as brave?
  • The Princess and the Pea: Are you a squeamish person?
  • Bomb says: I don't normally like these, but I'm going to be posting a lot tonight (a lot a lot) and I thought I could answer some asks in between posts (not an annoying spam all at once). So, there's that.
Source: spiritinggently
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